Notes in hand
paper damp with sweat beads
legs slightly wobbly
hands shaking
I get up on the rostrum, look out at the audience
ewwwww…
I refuse to picture these people naked
instead, the goal is to sound sexy!
cuz why not!
I open my damp notes and begin reading…
Do I sound sexy though?
I look at the audience again…
Who knows what I’m reading or if I’m reading at all
Do I sound sexy?
I come to the end of the passage
Step down from the rostrum
Go to my seat, wipe my sweaty palms and ask my Mom…
“Did I mess up? More importantly…
DID I SOUND SEXY?”
